RIDICULOUSLY HAPPENING

RIDICULOUS ' THEORIES ' OF MY FAMILY

1) If there's any leftovers on your plate, your wife's/husband's face will have moles/pimples.
2) If you swallow a seed, the tree will grow on your head.
3) If you see anyone urine/shit, your eyes will be swollen.
4) If you sleep with your leg facing the god, god will smack your butt.

FIRST DAY IN KINDERGARDEN

I seriously think that my teacher should have a brainwash then, when she was giving out the food, she gives out one by one, and she stopped giving when it was my turn and attended to other kids. As it was just the first day, i don't know what to say, so i kept my mouth shut throughout.

FIRST DAY IN PRIMARY SCHOOL

First, i went to school reluctantly. Then, we practiced writing ABCs and 123s. And the teacher came to my desk and look. She said my handwriting was the worst in the whole class. At first i don't really care, but after that this is what she said : " I am going to show to the whole class the neatest and the ugliest work. " I got pissed ( though i don't know what pissed is then ) and i sat alone with my mouth shut throughout again.

FIRST DAY IN SECONDARY SCHOOL

I don't want to keep my mouth SHUT anymore! So, i decide to make friend. So i sat in the middle of two guys and we talked non-stop until the teacher change our seats. -.-